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Once upon a nut sack...

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AngryDez Jan 13, 2003 12:30 Read 172 times, Dig?
I had a dream the other night; I woke up in my dream and realized that I had a nut sack. It was no ordinary nut sack. It was a giant nut sack! With throbbing bubbles of liquid inside. The strange thing is, there was no penis, just nut sack. I quickly alerted Nick to what I had discovered.

He was not surprised surprisingly. He acted like it was the most normal thing in the world for me to have said nut sack. I was very confused, what do I do with this nut sack? I ask Nick. He says, well, let me help you. First, you have to keep your nut sack safe. So he started stuffing my nut sack into my undies but they kept popping back out. Maybe because I was wearing sexy girly undies. He gave me a pair of his boxers so that my nut sack would be safe; but they still popped out.

After awhile I was getting very nervous because I had to go to work soon and my nut sack just wasn't cooperating. So after awhile of Nick pulling me around by my sack and stuffing and pulling and stuffing and pulling we finally got it to behave. I got ready for work, kissed Nick goodbye and was ready for my day.

When I got to work everything seemed fine, until I walked in the door. Suddenly everyone was laughing at me. What!!! I said after I could not take it anymore; What are you fucking laughing at!!??!! And they pointed to my crotch. My throat swelled up and I found it difficult to breath, I started to sweat and then twitched a little before looking down. There it was, my giant throbbing nut sack hanging out of my pants! I was very embarrased.

Then I woke up. What does this mean?
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Comments from other users:

  • "i think it means that we can call you "Mr. Woman"" - ephidryn
  • "try not reading all those psychology books and wondering if you are nuts. resist the urge to let nick help you stuff. cut off your figurative nut sack and know you are an awesome woman. i love your life." - reb
  • "hmm, try not reading all those bible books and knowing you're nuts." - strungout
  • "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dez, you are one in a fucking million! That rocks!" - infectus
  • "I have nut envy." - prof
  • "That is hilarious!" - squid
  • "Yow" - Squeeb!
This story was written by AngryDez and has been brought you you by the letters D and W.
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