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orbitybatz Dec 19, 2003 14:13 Read 69 times, Dig?
Once .. about 3 years ago on this exact day. Me and my friend Josh who also happend to be a aspireing drag queen. Were reading the local music scene related paper and behold it stated this " Come on down to the mall dressed in bondage with whips and chains and get your photos with SANTA free! TODAY!! " and there was a photo of santa nude. We were very excited.. sounded like fun! So we got dressed up in vinyl and faux fur coats.. brought a whip, handcuffs and a hallopeen mask that resembled a gimp mask and we headed for the mall. It was the right day and the right place.but the mall was littered with normal consumerism families. So.. we waited for a short while and still nonone showed up. Children stared at us... mothers glared, employees shivered. We finally went to talk to the lady that was obviously in charge... we had not brougt the ad. She .. to our suprize .. had no idea what we were talking about and seemed very angry at the news paper the ad came from. We felt a bit like narcs.. as we did not know it was a joke and possibly got the paper in trouble. .. but the woman was quite nice and let us get out pictures taken with Santa anyway!!! YAY!!  Santa was a little put off but aparantly he is a biker (on his time off).Although Not many motorcycles will prepare you for a 6 foot 4 inch gay man in vinyl with a whip and a short female with a bondage maska and a fur goat sitting on your lap when your dressed like Santa Clause. I also broght my own camera which they were nice enough to let me use to take more pics .. but we had to keep it cool.... for the kids ya know.

So .. every year since then me and a friend go back dressed up like geeks and sit on Santa the bikers Lap and take pictures. Last year Me and my friend were elves in super short skirts. Every year Santa gets more and more frisky as well.. dirty santa.. I love that man.
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Comments from other users:

  • "You failed to mention the official DATE fore this event. then we could all start a cultural movement..." - silverstone
  • "I have not picked a date because it always depends on when i have someone to go with. I Think I an going on christmas eve this year.. If it is made a plan I will keep it . That would be FUN" - killerhead
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