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they haave no enemies

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slip Sep 23, 2003 08:05 Read 45 times, Dig?
ballyaballs have no enemies. can you think of another species with that kind of karma?  someone reading this(you know who you are) may begin thinking, "i'll be the first, heh heh. i'll dislike ballyaballs right now) but wait a minute, big guy. it's been tried.

if you meet a person who says they dislike, want to injure, are fed up with,(etc.) ballyaballs, that is a person who HAS NEVER MET A BALLYABALL! some people, scientists and soforth, have speculated that the ballyaball has a genetic build that inspires love and goodwill. whatever the cause, it has been absolutely proven (in another treatise) that it is impossible to dislike a ballyaball(no matter what  thay say). don't be fooled. you are in for big love.

to find out if there are ballyaballs in your area, simply listen carefully and with awareness. this
is of course good policy anyway. if ballyaballs are near, you will hear their distinctive voices, "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

yes, the ballyaball always says, "LLLLLLLL" and when they talk, their voices still sound like "LLLLLLL" to demonstrate this for yourself, simply say "LLLLLLL". you will feel how the tounge and palate rest? wellllllll then, keeping your inside mouth in the "LLLLLLLLL" position, start tallllllking.

does it sound lllllike tallllllking while stillllllll saying, "LLLLLLLLL"?  if so, YOU ARE TALKING LIKE A BALLYABALL!

always listen for these interesting sounds, and you willlllll soon meet a ballyaballllllll. it is time to cheer.

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"!!! wait a minute, is that a ballyaball right now? i'm outta here, folks. i've got a date with adrick and lily. i'll be back (unless i start wiggling. there is something about wiggling.....) please don't worry about me. anyone who worries, HAS NOT MET A BALLYABALL! 
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