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ballyaball etiquette

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pip Sep 23, 2003 01:57 Read 44 times, Dig?
everyone wants to meet a ballyaball. they are simply the best friends you could hope to get, but you;ve no doubt heard that they are specially fragile, or could pop. OH HORROR! Would you have to witness his (or her) death? the simple answer is MAYBE NOT. So it is terribly important to know that if a ballyaball pops, there is still hope.
Of course, ballyaballs can fly. Have you ever seen a small cloud of ballyaballs flying in joyous splendour through the sunrise? well, you know what i mean when i say that you WANT to see this. yes, well, ahem... you also have heard that ballyaballs are so absentminded that they forget they can fly sometimes (true!) herein lies the fatal problem. a ballyaball may fall off a cliff and actually drop all the way to the bottom... and POP! before he (or she) remembers that they can fly. but nature has built in a safeguard for the innocent ballyaball. if you don't look, a ballyaball can actually pop BACK! that is pop BACK TOGETHER. yes, so the important thing to remember is this: if you hear a pop nearby, DO NOT LOOK.  i can't stress the importance of this enough. you will presently hear a loud click. after the click, you may look, since the ballyaball is now back together, and ready to make a new friend!!!

now, folks, i have heard the rumors about ballyaball wiggling, and i will straighten it all out right here for you. ballyaballs do indeed have a "problem" with wiggling. when a ballyaball begins to wiggle, he may very well forget to stop. a ballyaball can actually starve to death from wiggling. I AM NOT LYING. so when you see a ballyaball wiggling, at a busy street corner(hint: everyone else has crossed the street) or anywhere, always say, "stop wiggling please" you will see that lovely, almost pensive smile that the ballyaball is so well known for.
adrick and lily were (and are) the first ballyaballs. all ballytaballs look remarkabley the same. ballyaballs are electro-biengs, just as li-lis bissies, billyagis, gillybis, and oughtabees.
well, that is the first in a possible series on ballyaballs. by the way, have you seen the ad? BIG.  BOLD.    BALLYABALL!
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