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my cockroaches

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ephidryn Aug 18, 2003 17:52 Read 112 times, Dig?
my cockroaches are getting smarter. this time they stole my sponge. they must have known it would have led to general disarray in the kitchen... i just wonder if they had preplotted so thickly as to attempt to keep my coffee boiling pot filthy so that i would be unable to drink the precious stimulant thus giving them free rein of my house during those wee morning hours when they love to roam freely. we used to coexist symbiotically. now i can't help but notice the signs of them preparing for war. the numerous young ones scurrying about. the unacceptable proximity to the refrigerator that has become commonplace. their contraband missions down the wall by the kitchen sink. we discussed these no fly zones during our peace talks when i first took this flat. i can't say i haven't reacted to these violations of our treaty. on more than one occasion i have utilized chemicals to deter them from my common areas. one cockroach was found crossing the card room and was captured and ejected out the third story window.

in conclusion i'd say that a conflict is inevitable. i just hope i come out on top. now i must continue looking for my sponge.
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Comments from other users:

  • "viva la revolucion!" - strungout
  • "I negotiate with spiders, I don't know that I could ever live peacefully with cockroaches. Too much Creepshow as a kid...spiders freak me out, too, but they seem to make deals easy. I admire your skin." - fluxarcanum
  • "I knew your heart was good, true and I love you." - zoe
  • "Uhhhh, yeah ummm ok." - Squeeb!
  • "Wait until you come home one night and they are holdng the door closed with ease and then whne you do finally manage to enter you apaprtemnt they try and force you back out the door with kitchen utensils" - Poeky Wellington
  • "you should write a program that could translate their council mettings then you could understand the conspiracy and prepare for the otherwise unknown ambush" - devilslockfem
  • "i use electronic devices to annoy. annoying, but often works." - pip
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