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| ephidryn | Aug 18, 2003 17:52 | Read 128 times, Dig? | |
| my cockroaches are getting smarter. this time they stole my sponge. they must have known it would have led to general disarray in the kitchen... i just wonder if they had preplotted so thickly as to attempt to keep my coffee boiling pot filthy so that i would be unable to drink the precious stimulant thus giving them free rein of my house during those wee morning hours when they love to roam freely. we used to coexist symbiotically. now i can't help but notice the signs of them preparing for war. the numerous young ones scurrying about. the unacceptable proximity to the refrigerator that has become commonplace. their contraband missions down the wall by the kitchen sink. we discussed these no fly zones during our peace talks when i first took this flat. i can't say i haven't reacted to these violations of our treaty. on more than one occasion i have utilized chemicals to deter them from my common areas. one cockroach was found crossing the card room and was captured and ejected out the third story window. in conclusion i'd say that a conflict is inevitable. i just hope i come out on top. now i must continue looking for my sponge. |
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