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Arlo the stinky onion.

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ephidryn Apr 18, 2003 04:02 Read 171 times, Dig?
I found Arlo in the kitchen. He was trying to grow towards the light from the window. I figured if this little fucker had the balls to start growing right in my kitchen then I may as well help him out a bit. I put him in a cup of water and put him outside for a few days. During this time I knocked him over once, Vern knocked him over once and we endlessly fucked with his sense of direction by twisting him 1/4 turn each day.

Despite all this Arlo is still growing and he has become part of the household. One day I will eat Arlo.
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Comments from other users:

  • "{{{cHoMp}}}" - strungout
  • "Oh, indeed, you must gather seeds from it and plant them to continue the line of Arlo the Stinky Onion." - infectus
  • "This is profound! To nuture and care for something until you take it into yourself and consume it. Will you let it go to seed and bear fruit before you end it all for Arlo? Is this a metaphor for parents?" - zoe
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